Something About This Photo Of Rafael Nadal Makes Me Feel Very Uncomfortable
And before any of you wisenheimers even begin to speculate, it has absolutely nothing to do with me questioning my unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality. There is something, I don’t know, off-putting about it. Or is it just me? I mean, what’s the deal with the plastic bag? Further, do I even want to know?
No, I probably do not. The photo is of Nadal merely taking a break during his 7-6 (4), 7-6 (4), 6-3 U.S. Open first round victory over 93rd-ranked Teymuraz Gabashvili of Russia. Let’s move along, people.