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Wake N’ Blog: The Seventh Annual World Testicle Cooking Championship Was Totally Nuts

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• When I think of high cuisine, my thoughts often turn to testicle pizza, testicle moussaka and testicles in a delicate bechamel sauce, which is why I am profoundly disappointed that I missed the World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia. The main ingredient is politely referred to as “white kidneys” but I think we all know what’s going on here. What’s the most mouth-watering dish? According to last year’s winner, Zoltan Levai, “The bulls’ testicles are the best, goulash style.” Well, no one said goulash style. That’s ballsy. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Is Tiger Woods dating an older woman? [Out of Bounds]

• The world finally catches up with the Sportress who was all over this gal over a year ago as Caroline Wozniacki has officially become tennis’ new “It Girl.” [Larry Brown Sports]

• Manny Ramirez’s last game with the Dodgers: 1 pitch, 1 ejection. [Big League Stew]

• Overall, Tiger should be pleased with his performance at the Barclays. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Lions rookie defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh absolutely lit up Jake Delhomme. [Tirico Suave]

• The Bengals had to eat $8 million when they released Antonio Bryant. [Shutdown Corner]

• Video of Milwaukee Bucks guard Brandon Jennings singing Lady Gaga. Yep. [You Been Blinded]

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