It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• President Obama goes golfing instead of attending church, a story which works mouth-breathing Out of Bounds commenters into a frenzy. [Out of Bounds]

• An interesting write-up from Dan LeBatard about the entire Jay Mariotti Situation. [The Big Lead]

• Creepy: Mariotti once sent a colleague a ranting Dear John letter. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Speaking of Mariotti, it looks like he’s doling out relationship advice now.. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Brewers closed John Axford has a mustache…with a Facebook page. [7th Inning Stache]

• Why can’t Albert Haynesworth be more like Brett Favre? [With Leather]

• Revisiting the epic Cubs fan urinal dive video from years back. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Peter King is an amateur Favrologist. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• There were a lot of well-wishers adding messages to Pittsburgh Pirates Losing Streak’s Facebook wall. [TAUNTR]

• Man, another amazing wall catch out of Japanese baseball. [Big League Stew]

• Your day would not be complete without reading the 12th edition of The Sports Snob. [You Been Blinded]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Magazine: Two Quarter-Filled Wine Glasses Left On A Table In Front Of A Sunset And Other Ways To Indicate That People Are Fu**ing In The Other Room

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