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Wake N’ Blog: Strange Brew Redux: Family In Kentucky Claims To Have Found Dead Mouse In Milk Carton Bought At Walmart

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Did you guys miss me yesterday? Um, yeah, I took the day off yesterday, didn’t you notice? Oh, you did not. I see. Well, ain’t that a kick in the pants. Anyhoo, send tips, links and your deepest, heartfelt apologies for not noticing my absence to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• The best part about the hillbillies who are now suing the White Trash Warehouse Emporium? They were drinking the milk for three days before allegedly discovering the dead rodent. The attorney for the family, William Davis, claims his clients were “completely shocked.” Hey, we’re talking about Walmart here. Good luck to the slack-jawed Kentucky yokels on prevailing, but as alluded to above, I have seen this stunt tried before in Strange Brew. [azcentral]

• Stephen Colbert is not amused with Brett Favre. [Out of Bounds]

• Antonio Cromartie has like, a lot of kids. So many so, he can’t really remember them all. [With Leather]

• After criticizing the Jets coach’s pottymouth, Tony Dungy has accepted Rex Ryan’s invitation to attend a Jets practice. Let’s hope they duct tape Dungy to the goalposts. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Guy catches ball at Phillies game and doesn’t even spill his fries. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Tennessee man punches son’s football coach in the mouth. Sounds about right. It is Tennessee. [Busted Coverage]

• Absolutely brilliant: what if Darth Vader was Ron Burgandy? [Ted Williams Head]

• Poor gal: the lovely and talented Michelle Beadle had the unfortunate experience of having to play softball with the Jonas Brothers. If she needs a shoulder to cry on, I’m her guy. [Outside the Boxscore]

• Blogger owns up to once owning a 1993 Drew Bledsoe Patriots jersey. Admitting you have a problem is the first step, like me and my authentic Tarvaris Jackson jersey, which still sadly hangs in my closet – right next to my authentic Daunte Culpepper jersey. Sigh. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• The top 11 takeaways from the Roger Clemens kerfuffle. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Video of a Redskins fan wrestling a Browns fan perfectly encapsulates the Cleveland Browns franchise. [Second-String Fullback]

• Chicago Bulls player Derrick Rose has his own personalized Skittles vending machine. Good for him, but personally, I think Skittles taste like ass. [The Last Angry Fan]

• It’s time for another epic edition of KSK’s Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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