It’s Six-Freaking-Something, What Happened?
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• Be the first kid on your block to get the new limited edition Roger Clemens action figure! [Out of Bounds]
• Well, it’s kind of true: in an interview, Jimmy Johnson essentially calls Troy Aikman a pussy. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]
• Anna Kournikova was somewhere doing something. [Bob’s Blitz]
• Chad Ochocinco plans elaborate prank on the Eagles, broadcasts it on Twitter, ends up at Waffle House. [TheWizWit]
• Make sure you pick up a copy of LaGarrette Blount’s Throwing a Jab On A Football Field For Dummies. [TAUNTR]
• Tyson Gillies’ cocaine bust was interesting. [The700Level]
• FAIL: Yankees threw a pool party for a quadruple amputee. [With Leather]
• Be sure to read up on your Friday Ottiquette Lesson. Don’t know what I’m referring to? That’s a shame. [Melt Your Face Off]
• A brave new world of Golf Metrics? Unpossible! [Waggle Room]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
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