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Wake N’ Blog: Bongs Appear To Be The Latest Fashion Accessory For Babies In Facebook Photo Upload Hilarity

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, links and photos of your baby holding a crack pipe to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com. Actually, please refrain from sending the photos as I would unfortunately have to report you to the appropriate child welfare authorities.

• Nineteen-year-old Rachel Stieringer of Keystone Heights, Florida has been placed under arrest after a Facebook user reported her to authorities after the mother uploaded a photo of her baby with its face in a bong. Some people have no sense of humor. Check that: some people shouldn’t be allowed to breed. The Mother of the Year was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and released. What a moron. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Mike Tyson wants to live in a hut in Burma. I can see that. [Out of Bounds]

• Torii Hunter was being his old self, robbing another helpless batter of a home run. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Who wants to fly Brett Favre Airways? [Sports Pickle]

• The top 10 takeaways from Favreapalooza. [Five Tool Tool]

• Nice skinny jeans, LeBron. [You Been Blinded]

• Samer is rolling out his NFL previews, folks. Check ’em out. [Second-String Fullback]

• Tyreke Evans’ golf swing may have set the sport back 100 years. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Steve Williams denies “media speculation” and insists that he and Tiger are great. Really, really great. [Wei Under Par]

• Wrestler Billy Gunn’s mistress exposes him on videos. [Ted Williams Head]

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