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• Allow me to introduce you to Don Roberto Fiscer, a priest in Italy who doubles as a DJ and when he spins his beats, he drops Christian knowledge. From an AFP report: “I alternate the classics that you hear in nightclubs with remixed religious music,” Don Roberto told AFP. “Music is what young people like the most. Through music, Jesus reaches their hearts,” said the priest, who was a cruise ship entertainer before going to seminary at age 23. Cruise ship entertainer turned priest DJ? Something here smells fancy. [Yahoo!/AFP]

• This security guard at a Washington Nationals game is not fleet of foot nor agile. [Out of Bounds]

• Yeah, I’m pretty sure the “Dustin Johnson got totally jacked” story will be quite the talker in the coming days. [Larry Brown Sports]

• And here’s the Local Rules Sheet which caused all the controversy. [Waggle Room]

• Michelle Obama: helluva putter. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Mets fans apparently don’t get the rally cap. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Jose Canseco’s life is pretty sweet. No it isn’t. [You Been Blinded]

• The top 12 takeaways from the Week 1 of the NFL Preseason. [Five Tool Tool]

• Are these NFL faces freaky or what? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Awkwardly awesome: yoga chick accidentally farts. [straitpinkie]

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