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This Just In: At Least In Jose Canseco’s Case, Steroids Do Not Pump Up Your Credit Rating

Are you surprised by Jose Canseco’s tears, sir? Strong men also cry…strong men also cry. Even if said strong men got strong by using anabolic steroids, they still can cry. Especially when they are taking a buttload of female hormones after coming off a particularly intense steroid cycle, but that’s another story for another time.

Anyhoo, I came across the above cryptic tweet from Jose Canseco earlier this afternoon, and after doing a little poking around the eBays, I discovered that he is likely to referring to the fact he has been evicted from his Northbridge home in Los Angeles, at least according to TMZ.

But wait there’s more…tweets, that is.

To make matters worse, not only is Canseco kicked out, he can’t even get into his home to grab some bare necessities. You know, like some clothes, toiletries, needles, autographed copy of Madonna’s Sex book with the pages all stuck together.

But how could this have happened? Didn’t Canseco just write a bestselling book blowing the whistle on rampant steroid use in baseball just a mere few years ago? What’s behind his financial fall from grace?

Major League Baseball, of course. Duh.

Boy, things are tough all over for Mr. Canseco. At least when his world came crashing down around him, it didn’t bounce off his head and over the fence.

That’s something.

Jose Canseco Evicted from L.A. Home [TMZ]