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Wake N’ Blog: Man Arrested For Having A Cat Marinating In Trunk Of Car Insists He’s Not Crazy

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• In yesterday’s edition of Wake N’ Blog, the Sportress regaled you with the tale of Gary Korkuc, the man who was arrested after police discovered a cat locked in his trunk. To make matters worse, he claims he is not some twisted freak at all. Instead, Kitty Cooker insists that the “marinade” was blood and feces due to a miscarriage the cat had suffered. Problem is, the cat’s a male. Yeah, this guy is a few cans short a six-pack, to say the least. [azcentral]

• That clowns on that Icelandic soccer team are back at it again. What a bunch of clowns. [Out of Bounds]

• Mets closer Frankie Rodriguez was arrested and charged with third-degree assault after a fight with his father-in-law. That’s going to make for an awkward Thanksgiving. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The Vikings insist that they don’t need Favre. No, they do. [Shutdown Corner]

• Speaking of Favre, here’s an amusing little story about a pizza buffet in Mankato, Minnesota – the site of Vikings training camp – having some fun with Brett’s non-appearance. [Busted Coverage]

• LeBron James: still annoying the hell out of everyone. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The top 10 signs you are over-preparing for your fantasy football draft. [Five Tool Tool]

• The five funniest moments from the first episode of HBO’s Hard Knocks. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Video of Texas A&M QB Jerrod Johnson’s karaoke performance of “No Diggity.” [Outside the Boxscore]

• Uh-oh: did Jimmy Johnson’s Extenze boner get him in trouble on the set of Survivor? [TAUNTR]

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