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Wake N’ Blog: Play ‘Em Off, Vacuum Cat

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, links and funny things your cat does to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com. Wait. You actually own a cat, the most worthless pet in the world? Loser. I’d rather have a turtle.

• German emergency services were called to a house in Bayreuth after neighbors heard shrieks from a cat and a running vacuum cleaner. Apparently, the damn cat scared the crap out of itself after accidentally turning on the vacuum. But fear not, the cat is reportedly now resting comfortably and will continue to live its life as a complete waste of space for many years to come. [Yahoo!/AP]

• The Ichiro Suzuki “Ask a Bobblehead” gimmick is teh awesome. [Out of Bounds]

• Chad Ochocinco refers to his wang as “Russell the Love Muscle.” Sigh. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Is “Madden Day” not as exciting as it used to be? [Shutdown Corner]

• Speaking of Madden 11, here are the top 10 rejected Madden modes. [Five Tool Tool]

• Maria Sharapova: still looking prettay prettay prettay prettay good. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The occasionally visceral but always provocative Buzz Bissinger is not very pleased with LeBron James’ latest antics, despite their once close working relationship. [Deuce of Davenport]

• The NHL actually succeeded in something after an arbitrator ruled in the league’s favor when it voided Ilya Kovalchuk 17-year contract. [Puck Daddy]

• Brave man takes in Detroit Lions training camp, submits enlightening report. [Second String Fullback]

• Ben Roethlisberger is doing yoga with his mom? [Mondesi’s House]

• OH NOS! Justin Bieber got hit in the head with a water bottle! Has anyone told Shaq yet? [You Been Blinded]

• Jeff Van Gundy is really high on the Miami Heat, as opposed to paint, which is his usual mood-altering substance of choice. [Ball Don’t Lie]

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