It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• A pastor in Georgia wants a high school to exorcise its demon mascot. [Out of Bounds]
• Chris Chambers: giving hope to stalkers everywhere. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• As far as fighting in the stands is concerned, Kevin McHale was Ron Artest before Ron Artest was Ron Artest. Ooh. I’m spinny. [Basketbawful]
• The UCF locker room has been looking pretty good. As in “Playboy model doing a photo shoot in said locker room” good. [With Leather]
• It was Jerry Garcia Tribute Night last night at AT&T Park. If that wasn’t trippy enough, they also tried breaking the world record for most gazoos being played. Far out. [Larry Brown Sports]
• In light of Jimmy Johnson’s upcoming appearance on Survivor, here are some brilliant photoshops of what it may have looked like if other coaches got the reality show itch. [Tirico Suave]
• Guy dodges foul ball, only to let it drill his girlfriend. An internet nation looks down its collective nose at this douchebaggery. [Big League Stew]
• Video of some youngster football player getting absolutely JACKED UP! during practice. [Busted Coverage]
• LeBron James got heckled at an Ohio amusement park. [You Been Blinded]
• Some very humorous “Postcards from NFL Training Camps.” [Joe Sports Fan]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Look, Are We Going To Spend The Rest Of This Board Meeting Talking About Why I’m Covered In Blood And Feces Or Are We Going To Talk Business?
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