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Wake N’ Blog: It’s Hard Out There For Women Dressed Up As The IHOP Mascot

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. You know…for kids! Send tips, links, etc. to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Last Tuesday, a woman dressed up as Suzie Pancake, the mascot for the International House of Pancakes, was assaulted by a bystander outside an IHOP in Bellingham, Washington. As the 19-year-old woman in a pancake suit waved to passersby, 22-year-old James Manas approached her and started yelling at the Pancake Woman and slapping at her suit. He was later arrested. Yeah, real tough guy. I’d like to see him try pulling that crap with a guy dressed up as a Belgian waffle. [azcentral]

• Colts defensive tackle John Gill found drunk in ditch, charged with public intoxication and then had the charges dropped for some unknown reason. [Busted Coverage]

• Should Tiger Woods have skipped the 2010 season entirely? [Waggle Room]

• Happy 2nd anniversary to Bob’s Blitz! That’s like 50 in blog years. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The Mets are the suckiest bunch of suckers who have ever sucked, particularly on the road. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Jerry Rice must think that the bird is the word. Flipping the bird, at least. [You Been Blinded]

• Maria Menounos kicked some seriously sexy booty at the Madden NFL 11 Pigskin Pro-Am Game. She also apparently played well, too. [Ted Williams Head]

• A sampling of some terrifically awful fantasy football names. [Five Tool Tool]

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