Seattle Mariners Manager Given His Wa(l)k(amatsu)ing Papers

Get it? Walking papers? As he was fired? And his name is Wakamatsu, which kind of has the word “walk” in it but not really? Hello?

Screw you guys. I thought it was solid. Granted, it wasn’t as great of a headline as the one Kris Liakos knocked out of the park over at Walkoff Walk:

Walkoff Wak: Struggling Seattle Squad Shitcans Sophomore Skipper

That’s gold, Jerry. Gold.

Struggling Mariners fire manager Don Wakamatsu