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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Yeah, dying while competing in something called the World Sauna Championships is not the best way to go. [Out of Bounds]

• Jesus! Chris Berman’s Hall of Fame speech lasted 28 freaking minutes? It’s like nobody has ever been invited to a Hall of Fame ceremony before!! I mean, Jesus! [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• The headline writer for this ESPN Euro story is awesome. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

• CNN anchor Robin Meade threw out the first pitch before the Indians-Twins game yesterday, much to the delight of Twins manager Ron Gardenhire. [Busted Coverage]

• Attempting to explain the true meaning behind Tim Tebow’s brand new hairdon’t. [You Been Blinded ]

• People, people: do not fall into the trap of taking preseason football too seriously. [With Leather]

• T.O. needs to let go and move on from his Dallas days. In other words, T.O.: quityerbitchin. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Ladies and gentlemen, the Lance Berkman obituary. [TAUNTR]

• Peter King regales with his stories about how he flies in a lot of planes. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Area Man Has No Idea Why He Wrote ‘Gazebo Convo-Resolve/Tues (!?)’ In Planner Six Weeks Ago

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