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Wake N’ Blog: ‘Kama Sutra’ Now An Unconventionally Sexy Audio Book

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• Referred to by some British publisher as a “perfect meeting of ancient history and modernity,” the Kama Sutra, a 1,600-year-old sex manual, is now a Book on Tape. Personally, I find it surprising that an ancient tome chock-full of images of sexual positions could actually be made into an audio book, but there you go. I guess in a way the audio version of the Kama Sutra is a bit like the audio version of Peterotica, only without Betty White handling the reading duties. [Yahoo!/Reuters]

• Little League coach takes steroids, beats up rival coach, sentenced to jail. I can see that. [Out of Bounds]

• Michael Irvin once got his freak on while wearing his Hall of Fame jacket. I can see that, too. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Houston Texans rookie is being forced to ride a little pink tricycle as a hazing ritual. [Busted Coverage]

• Finally, Tiger Woods’ golf game has officially hit rock bottom after his performance yesterday at the Bridgestone Invitational. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Some 77-year-old lady sinks 50-foot putt, wins $10,000. Good for her. [Waggle Room]

• Drew Brees is now the official face of the NFL. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• The top 10 signs that Lance Armstrong is a doper. [Five Tool Tool]

• Mike Tyson talked MMA and Brock Lesnar on ESPN radio. [Outside the Boxscore]

• An absolutely awful professional wrestling promo. Yees

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