It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Minor League mayhem: guy will attempt to circle the bases while on fire. [Out of Bounds]

• John Daly’s clothing company, Loudmouth Golf, has signed a contract with the University of Tennessee to provide clothing for the school. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Brett Favre confuses psychic octopus. Never suspected that I would write that sentence. [With Leather]

• Expect loftiness when Peter King and Chris Mortensen get together. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Holy rookie hazing haircut, Batman! [Busted Coverage]

• Joe Cowley, who writes about the White Sox for the Chicago Sun Times, is quite the cad. [Walkoff Walk]

• Chris Cooley stuffs a kid in Donovan McNabb’s locker, scares the crap out of the new Redskins quarterback. [Shutdown Corner]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Mike Shanahan Cancels Rest Of Redskins Practices: ‘We’re As Good As We Can Get’

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