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TMZ Sports Headline Containing Thinly-Veiled Fellatio Reference Hard To Swallow

Well played, TMZ. Well played.

You see, it’s funny because it implies that Rachel Uchitel once had Tiger’s…well you know why it’s funny.

What are the salacious details contained within the tawdry-headlined story, you ask? Beats me. It probably has something to do with a whore doing whorish things but insisting that said whorish things are not whorish at all but instead are only mildly slutty or some such nonsense. Read the damn article yourself – I’m not your personal reader. And if you have a problem with that, why don’t you just go ahead and make like the wind…

And blow.

Lawyers to Rachel: Keep Tiger Out of Your Mouth [TMZ]