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When Ryan Howard Asked The Trainer For A Snuggie, He Meant One Of Those Blankets

Because who wouldn’t want one of those cool-ass blanket-robe thingamajigs even if it is the middle of the summer. They rock.

To be honest, I was a bit hesitant to refer to the wedgie as a snuggie, since it seems to me that most people are unfamiliar with the use of  the term “snuggie” as a reference to the act of one person yanking another person’s underwear up, but that’s what it was called when I was a wee lad. And seriously, who in the hell came up with it in the first place? “Harf harf, now you’re underwear is jammed way up the crack of your butt. No, it’s not a gay thing to do at all. You are. You’re gay.”

In any event, I reckon the trainer is not intentionally giving Howard a snuggie after the first baseman went down with an ankle injury during Sunday’s game, but that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at the image.

[H/T The Slanch Report]