It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• After getting pulled out of a car wreck, Dennis Rodman refuses to give autographs to the people who assisted him. What a dick. [Out of Bounds]

• If you’re going to ask for sex advice, who better to turn to than Rick Pitino? [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Dear Lord: Los Angeles Dodgers player Andre Ethier is the latest victim (remember Kobe?) of an ill-advised LA Times Magazine photo shoot. [Larry Brown Sports]

• When did Tom Brady become the Dutch Boy? [TAUNTR]

• It’s time for KSK’s 2010 NFL Prekkake! [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• This story once again proves my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff their pet ducks. [With Leather]

• Here’s a nice nostalgic list of 9 classic sports video games. [Total Pro Sports]

• An amusing video of a clumsy Mets fan. [Busted Coverage]

• The city of Pittsburgh has a Furry basketball team? [PSAMP]

• My old buddy Hex tries cracking a hockey joke in church, much to the chagrin and terror of one hockey-ignorant parishioner. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Ozzie Guillen would like some attention, dammit! [Bootlegger Sports]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Indians Apologize For Not Having Ace Pitcher To Trade To Contender This Year

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