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• Scottish brewery BrewDog, who consider themselves “mavericks,” recently released a beer containing 55% alcohol. If that wasn’t good enough, for presentation purposes, they stuffed the bottles inside the carcasses of dead squirrels and stoats. A five-pack of bottle-stuffed squirrels goes for 700 pounds, or 1,000 dollars. [Yahoo!/AFP]

• The best Little League baseball player in the country might be a girl. [Out of Bounds]

• It’s Ovietime on the football field! [Melt Your Face Off]

• Dez Bryant is growing tired of the media attention focused upon him due to him acting like a spoiled asshole. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The five greatest hits ever delivered by Jack Tatum. [Busted Coverage]

• Tony Romo truly believes the Cowboys will be in the Super Bowl this year. Ha. [You Been Blinded]

• The top 10 reasons why the Bengals signed Terrell Owens. [Five Tool Tool]

• It looks like it is time for us to become better acquainted with Tim Tebow’s bulge. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Caddie gets a brand new car as a tip after golfer gets hole-in-one after he told him what iron to hit. [Bob’s Blitz]

• A ultraviolent compilation of huge rugby hits. [Unathletic]

• DuJuan Blair, rapper? [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Chris Kaman loves to blow stuff up. [Ball Don’t Lie]

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