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Camp Glaze? Sounds Like A Bukkake Porno Title, Not An NFL Training Camp Tour

Technically, FOX Sports NFL wonk Jay Glazer’s training camp tour is called “Glaze Across America”, but that really doesn’t alter my perception that most of the raunchy stuff that goes down during Glazer’s strange, erotic journey spent visiting NFL training camps ever in fact actually reaches his readers.

I previously addressed the wisdom behind calling his training camp tour “Glaze Across America” last year at the Sportress, so I will withhold from going over it again here, but bukkake porn or not, this year’s edition of Camp Glaze, if it’s anything like previous ones, certainly sounds like it has the potential to be quite the eventful trip:

Quite frankly, wild things just have a way of finding me. How about the one hotel room I checked into that had blood splattered all over one of the walls? When I brought the manager into the room his reaction was simple, “Oh yeah, ummm, I got to get house keeping on that.” Housekeeping!?! How about calling Jack Bauer! Housekeeping???

Another spot in one of my first years I found an entire library of Nazi books lining the bookshelf of my room. Oh yeah, that went over well with me.

Then there was my favorite sign somewhere in Pennsylvania, “Semi-private rooms, $19.95.” What the hell a semi-private room is, I have no idea.

Best of luck on your tour, Mr. Glazer. Hope you don’t have to use any of your MMA training during these next 40 days.

Glaze Across America tour kicks off [FOX Sports]

(previously at the Sportress: Jay Glazer’s Tour Of NFL Training Camps Is Called “Glaze Across America”? Seriously?)