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• 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock, Pennsylvania was apprehended by authorities when he was discovered sitting in his car covered in red dye from an exploding packet shortly after brazenly robbing a bank while wearing clown pants, a blond woman’s wig and fake breasts under a sweater. It’s too bad this Hawkins fella got arrested because I bet for his next robbery attempt, he would have came up with an outfit idea that was the tits. [MSNBC/AP]

• Vikings blogger put a lot of effort into this bad boy: The Favreover, based on The Hangover. Good stuff. [Daily Norseman]

• Jason Taylor said recently that he enjoys nailing his wife more than getting sacks, which makes sense once you get a look at her. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Even though he was completely out of the competition, Lance Armstrong somehow managed to make the final day of the Tour de France all about him. Shocking, I know. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Cowboys rookie Dez Bryant has refused to perform the duties commonly expected out of NFL rookies. Good luck with this guy, Cowboys. [Shutdown Corner]

• ESPN broadcast another slow pitch USA softball game over the weekend. There has got to be something better they could put on, right? [Joe Sports Fan]

• Is Joe Namath the most overrated quarterback ever? [Midwest Sports Fans]

• Yeah, it might be high time for Shaq to hang it up. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• A rundown of the five best ballpark foods from around the country. Yum. [Unathletic]

• The top 10 ways to pad the page count of a fantasy football annual. [Five Tool Tool]

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