It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?
• Hey, check it out! Rick Reilly did something annoying and stupid again. God, that guy sucks huge balls. [Out of Bounds]
• Awesome: here are 40 brand-spanking-new sexy photos of Larissa Riquelme. Hoo boy, she is one hot DEAR GOD WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS THAT THING ON HER LEG??? [Busted Coverage]
• Look out, kiddos, Brett Favre has been recharged! [TAUNTR]
• Dez Bryant says that Roy Williams was only joking about all that stuff about the rookie being a self-serving prima donna. That’s good. [You Been Blinded]
• In today’s installment of “Weekend At Bettman’s,” the fellas sadly realize it’s still only July. [Melt Your Face Off]
• Sweet Jesus, could it be true? Peter King got in a fight? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The soundtrack for Madden 11 has been released. [FirstCuts]
• Does the PGA Tour have only itself to blame for its scheduling woes? [Waggle Room]
• Charles Barkley and Kevin from The Office teamed up for a karaoke version of “Livin’ on a Prayer.” Wait. What? [That NBA Lottery Pick]
• Sweet: another incredibly amusing installment of “FCL Finishes The Headline.” [Food Court Lunch]
• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Backpacker Planning To Shatter Europeans’ Preconceptions Of Americans
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