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Craptastic Lede In Possible Shark Attack Story Warrants Sad Trombone Treatment

Apparently, at Jacksonville Beach, it is not safe to go in the water, nor is it a wise idea to read any articles about suspected shark attacks on college baseball players on News4Jax.com.

JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. — A local college pitcher whose job it is to pound the strike zone found himself in the strike zone Friday afternoon at Jacksonville Beach.

Yeesh. That’s some serious weaksauce right there.

UNF Athlete Bitten In Surf At Jax Beach [News4Jax.com (via the eminently excellent Walkoff Walk)]