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That’s Because The RID Is Working, Kurt Warner, It’s Not That Difficult Of A Concept

It’s funny because I’m insinuating that Kurt Warner has got the crabs. I always suspected Brenda might be the kind of gal who would sleep around – she just has that look about her, you know? – so I hope Kurt didn’t buy into her whole “I got pubic lice from using a public toilet” story.That’s a load of bull.

At the same time, maybe this completely made-up story created by taking a headline out of context is really about Kurt Warner simply having head lice, but the idea of Mr. Goody Two Shoes having crabs is a much, much funnier situation, wouldn’t you agree?

Yeah, I knew you would think so, too.

Kurt Warner: “The itch has not come back one bit” [Sports Radio Interviews]