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Wake N’ Blog: Woman Discovers Two Pounds Of Weed In Mail, Alerts Authorities (Wha?)

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, links and suggestions for what I should begin using this little introductory paragraph for (because I’m running out of ideas) to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• For some reason or another, some goody two shoes lady in Michigan called the police after she discovered a package containing two pounds of marijuana. The street value of the pot is estimated by police to be approximately $2,400. Schwag. The weed will now be unceremoniously destroyed, probably behind the police station with every guy on the force monitoring the burning up close to make sure all of it burns. Then it’s off to Denny’s! [Yahoo!/AP]

• An Elin Nordegren talk show? I can see it now: “Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Elin!” (cue Tonight Show theme, resurrect the decaying corpse of Ed McMahon). [Out of Bounds]

• USC returning Reggie Bush’s Heisman Trophy was the right thing to do. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Video of a rugby referee getting knockeddafuggout. [Deuce of Davenport]

• A very interesting story shedding some light on a similar game which may have preceded golf. [Waggle Room]

• Former ESPN analyst and son of Dennis Green pleads not guilty to kiddie porn charges. [Busted Coverage]

• This could very well be the worst soccer goal ever allowed. [Bob’s Blitz]

• The most unbreakable records in the NHL. [Puck Daddy]

• The seven least marketable players in MLB history. [Unathletic]

• With Lou Piniella retiring at the end of the year, does this mean the end of the “Old Breed” of baseball manager? [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• Some Lou Piniella-themed sports haiku. [You Been Blinded]

• And some photos of Piniella at his best. Or worst, depending on your point of view. [Big League Stew]

• Eagles QB Kevin Kolb is a badass. [The Last Angry Fan]

• The top 12 reasons no one gives a crap about A-Rod’s pursuit of 600 home runs. [Five Tool Tool]

• Sorry, I will always link a post entitled, “The Tuesday Afternoon Hypersexualized 1980s Canadian Metal Video of the Day (NSFW)” [Food Court Lunch]

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