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Rival: Caster Semenya Will ‘Smash World Record’, Taunt Others With Lady Schlong

Okay, Jenny Meadows, the rival of Caster Semenya quoted in The Telegraph article referenced, didn’t actually say the last part about Semenya whipping out her semi-wiener and teasing her competitors by wagging it about to and fro as she yells “Deez Nuts!” but it would have been funny if she had.

Because you just know even if it has been determined that she is technically a woman, Semenya has some sort of male genitalia-type protuberance sticking out down there. Not that I spend a lot of time contemplating that sort of thing. And for your information, I also totally knew that chick in The Crying Game was a dude the entire movie.

(shudders)

Caster Semenya will smash 800 metres world record, says rival Jenny Meadows [The Telegraph]