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Wake N’ Blog: In Russia, Asses Parachute On You! (Or Something)

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. If you hadn’t noticed, yours truly has been on vacation since last Thursday. Oh, you had not noticed. Huh. Anyhoo, glad to be back, folks. It may take me a bit to get back into the swing of things. But do not fret, before you know it, I’ll be back operating at full speed and be bringing you the same half-assed, sub-par sports bloggery you have grown accustomed to. Send tips, links and welcome back messages to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Not to be a downer regarding the newsworthiness of the story, but who hasn’t been summering at a posh resort in Russia when a screaming donkey comes fluttering down to the beach? No one? Well, that was what occurred at a beach on the Sea of Alzov last Thursday. What say you, regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova? “The donkey screamed and children cried. No-one had the brains to call police. The donkey landed in an atrocious manner: it was dragged several metres along the water, after which the animal was pulled out half-alive onto the shore.” Heeeee-hawwww!!! [Yahoo!/AFP]

• It’s nice to come back from vacation and find a Darren Daulton “Week In Preview” post in your feeds. This one stars the Ghost of George Steinbrenner. [Out of Bounds]

• So, uh, Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez took a helicopter ride together. That’s nice, because I can make a “Get in da choppah!” reference. [Larry Brown Sports]

• It’s about time Mr. Berra got a new endorsement opportunity: here’s a commercial for “Yogi’s Life Alert.” [TAUNTR]

• Should we not write off Tiger Woods just yet? [Waggle Room]

• Speaking of Tiger, things have gotten so bad he can’t even move video games anymore. [Deuce of Davenport]

• A football camp put on by LSU head football coach Les Miles was interrupted when an intruder was pepper sprayed. [Busted Coverage]

• Yahoo blogger makes Nazi reference, shockingly gets criticized for it. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Who wouldn’t want a picture of Larry Fitzgerald on their prosthetic leg? Other than people without prosthetic legs, of course. Also: people who don’t like Larry Fitzgerald. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Unintentionally gay baseball photo gallery, anyone? [Uncoached]

• The 7 types of people who routinely show up on the jumbotron. [Guyism]

• Here’s an Inception spoof from the gang at KSK. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

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