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Wake N’ Blog: 74-Year-Old Condiment Vandal Fugitive Thankfully Now In Custody

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. On the way into work today, I was reminded of some words of wisdom, courtesy of the great Southern poet Phil Anselmo: “To see, to bleed, cannot be taught, in turn, you’re making us…fucking hostile.” Yeah, that’s nice. Send tips, links and your favorite Anselmoisms to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Residents of Boise, Idaho can breathe a little easier and feel safe to walk the streets at night now that Joy Cassidy, better known as Condiments Into The Library Book Drop Bandit – okay, I made that up – has surrendered to police after a warrants were issued after she failed to show up for a court appearance. The weirdest part about her? I heard she prefers Miracle Whip over mayo. Gross.  [MSNBC/AP]

• My hometown NBA team, the Minnesota Timberwolves, who are run by likely the most moronic person ever to hold a position of authority within a professional sports franchise, David Kahn, have virtually nothing to show from when they traded Kevin Garnett to the Celtics. Jesus. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The dad that Phillies outfielder Jayson Werth berated after he interfered with Werth’s attempt to catch a foul ball speaks, defends his actions. [Out of Bounds]

• So, uh, Larissa Riquelme a/k/a Paraguayan World Cup Hottie Superfan, is still out there doing her thing, whatever that may be. She still looks hot, though. [Bob’s Blitz]

• German sports agent blames Germany’s performance in the World Cup on the fact that they are all homos. [Deuce of Davenport]

• A moment of silence in the honor of George Steinbrenner’s death preceded the start of the All-Star Game last night. [Big League Stew]

• Now that we got that out of the way, here are the top 10 destinations for Steinbrenner’s soul. [Five Tool Tool]

• Also, it’s time to check up on who you got in the Yankees Death Pool. [TAUNTR]

• C’mon, Bud Selig, would it be so hard for you to bring back the fun to the All-Star Game? It would? I see. [You Been Blinded]

• A nice photo essay from last night’s events in Anaheim. [Joe Sports Fan]

• The line between stripping and cheerleading continues to get hazier and hazier. Not that anyone is complaining. [Unathletic]

• Seven items that indicate to other people that you are a total douchebag. [Guyism]

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