It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Jesse Jackson is standing by his “runaway slave” LeBron James comments. Why? Because no person is willing to stand by him and he enjoys the company. [Out of Bounds]

• Larissa Riquelme is now the model for a cell phone pocket cleavage shirt where the girl doesn’t actually stick the phone between her cleavage. Lame. [Busted Coverage]

• I don’t know, but something’s…off… in this video of Kobe Bryant and Derek Fischer singing “Islands In The Stream.” Aha! I know what it is – they should have been singing “Reunited” instead. [TAUNTR]

• The greatest George Steinbrenner moments on Seinfeld. [Ranker]

• If you thought the blue turf at Boise State wasn’t as annoying as it could possibly get, well, you were wrong. [No Guts, No Glory]

• Mike Tyson’s self image has taken a serious nosedive. Sad. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Some dickbag at an autograph signing event actually turns Gary Carter into a sympathetic figure, which is hard. [Walkoff Walk]

• Packers cornerback Charles Woodson don’t need no stinking firemen. [With Leather]

• Girl hockey blogger catfight!! [Melt Your Face Off]

• Andrea Kremer gets a most unwelcome phone call from someone who is in the news for making unwelcome phone calls. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Jim Joyce, the ump who botched that call in Armando Galarraga’s perfect game, is as stand-up as it gets. [You Been Blinded]

• The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Umpire’s Perfect Game Goes Completely Unnoticed

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