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Ever Wondered How Matthew Berry Would Look If His Head Were A Football? Here It Is

GAH! Good God, man! What sort of perverted science are they practicing in the Bristol laboratories? This image was burning itself into unsuspecting viewers of ESPN’s NFL page earlier today. Why? Tell me, why?

Matthew Berry Football Head is the kind of some genetically-altered creature one would think was spawned on the Island of Dr. Moreau, but possesses the annoying skill of being able to tell you a bunch of meaningless, inane crap about fantasy football. If Berry’s frequent cohort Merrill Hoge ever came upon this…thing, his repeatedly concussed brain would likely cause him to pick Berry’s football head up and spike it. Not saying that’s a bad thing, just making an observation.

What a frightening spheroid, huh? The Sports Hernia Blog thinks the creature looks like the mutated offspring from a coupling between Frosty the Snowman and a Conehead coupling. I have to agree.

Approach ESPN’s NFL page at your own risk [The Sports Hernia Blog]