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Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. It does not give a rat’s ass about LeBron James, but will reluctantly link to stories regarding the ridiculous spectacle since the proprietor of this here blog does not intend to write anything about it today. Send tips, links and whatnot as long as it has nothing to do with “The Decision” to

• A Catholic priest in New Hampshire has been dispatched to a water park in the town of Candia to investigate whether or not the image of Jesus has appeared in a lifeguard flag. “The owner of the Liquid Planet Water Park said that when the flag was unfurled earlier this season staff saw what looked to them like a shadowy image of Jesus Christ. Kevin Dumont said he had been praying for a miracle to improve business.” You know, I really have nothing to add to this one. [Yahoo!/AP]

• An absolutely brilliant piece regarding the LeBron James/ESPN debacle written by none other than Deadspin Editor Emeritus, Will Leitch. [NY Mag]

• To say that Cavs owner Dan Gilbert had an epic meltdown after LeBron made his announcement that he was headed out of town would be an understatement. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• EPSN’s LeBron special, “The Decision” will reportedly net $2.5 million for the Boys & Girls Club. Is that supposed to make me feel better about it? [The Sports Biz with Darren Rovell]

• Cavs fans burning LeBron jerseys. I think this might go on for awhile. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The Cleveland Plain Dealer‘s front page was all about LeBron and it contained a subtle dig at the so-called King. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Two morons were gored at the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Should have been more, right? [Out of Bounds]

• ESPN NBA analyst John Barry digs Cuervo Girls. [Busted Coverage]

• In other ESPN analyst news, NFL wonk Jeremy Green, son of former NFL coach Dennis Green, was arrested on kiddie porn charges. His mugshot is epic. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]

• Footsteps Falco keeps you up-to-date on the CFL. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Ladies and gentlemen, the world’s largest skateboard. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Despite some New York sportswriter claiming that the Yankees are close to landing Cliff Lee, here are so alternate scenarios. [Walkoff Walk]

The Onion Headline of the Day: New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry