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Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump and it’s alive in the Superunknown, first it steals your mind and then it steals your soul or some such nonsense. Send tips, links and overreaching lyrical references to Soundgarden to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Hey three-foot long python, let go of that janitor’s sideburns! A custodian in Newton, Massachusetts was cleaning out lockers in an area high school when a python fell out of one. At first, he thought it was fake, until it coiled into attack mode. Yet another reason not to pursue a career in the custodial arts. [Yahoo!/AP]

• Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick! LeBron James finally joined Twitter! [Out of Bounds]

• The Rangers fan who fell from the upper deck has a broken ankle and fractured skull. Could have been worse, I guess. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Video: 2 girls, 1 World Cup mudslide. Enough said. [Busted Coverage]

• Sad news: gorgeous gal Cheryl Cole is in intensive care after being bitten by a mosquito on a goodwill trip to Africa. [Bob’s Blitz]

• YBB’s 5th edition of their great feature, “The Sports Snob.” [You Been Blinded]

• Marmalard pays his final respects to Air Coryell. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• So, Dmitri Young had a pseudo-prescription for that bag of weed he was busted with. [Walkoff Walk]

• Jose Canseco continues to rock Twitter’s world. [Sharapova’s Thigh]

• The top 10 signs you are beginning to prepare for fantasy football way too early. [Five Tool Tool]

• Holy massive back tattoo, Eric Hinske. [Zoner Sports]

• Speaking of tattoos, somehow, Chris Andersen managed to get even more of them. [Ball Don’t Lie]

• Catching up with the Catching Molina Brothers. [More Hardball]

• The Strasburg Hype Machine has gone out of control, reminding Cecilio’s Scribe of other overhyped athletes from the past. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

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