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U-G-L-Y, Wayne Rooney Ain’t Got No Alibi

Look away, he’s hideous.

Well, maybe not to some people (hunchbacks, circus freaks and those poor souls afflicted with elephantiasis, to name a few…oh, and Rocky Dennis), but according to users of, an online dating site which “assesses its own members’ looks and people are only allowed to join if deemed suitably attractive by other members,” using what I imagine is some convoluted and completely superficial rating system, found English striker Wayne Rooney to be the most repulsive player to have competed in this summer’s World Cup. And that’s only appearance-wise, of course – they’re not even referring to his miserable performance during the tournament! I guess members at this particular dating site do not find displays of public urination at golf courses an attractive quality. Prudes.

Via The Telegraph:

Greg Hodge, managing director, said: “Collectively, the worst looking team is Algeria. The term ‘trophy head’ could have been coined for most of their team.

“England follows close behind, with the most unattractive player on the planet, Wayne Rooney. The England team do have very beautiful wives and girlfriends, but this is surely due to their bank accounts which certainly makes them a lot more attractive.”

Heh. Trophy head. Now that’s a moniker you can scare the neighborhood kids with.

Wayne Rooney is the ugliest player in the World Cup, survey claims [The Telegraph]
(previously at the Sportress: He’s Wayne Rooney, He Wears Tall Socks, He Went Pee-Pee On Some Rocks)