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Wake N’ Blog: This Should Be A Warning To Every Dork: Man Dies While Watching New ‘Twilight’

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s Rabbi Martin Katzenstein Award-winning morning link dump. Despite the fact I am neither Jewish nor did I attend Harvard Divinity School, they must really appreciate the cut of jib. Send tips, links and recipes for latkes to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• A 23-year-old New Zealand man described by authorities as a transient dropped dead while attending a screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Perhaps he couldn’t accept the fact that people not only pay money to watch the movies but are ridiculously obsessed with the crap. [MSNBC]

• What in the holy hell went down at Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest the other day? [Out of Bounds]

•Serena Williams discusses her buge hoobs and ginormous booty. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Legendary NHL enforcer Bob Probert dead at the tragically young age of 45. [Puck Daddy]

• Here’s a heartwarming story about how Minnesota Vikings head coach Brad Childress was reunited with his son who is serving in Afghanistan while on a USO tour. [Daily Norsemen]

• JaMarcus Russell is all about the purple drank. So much so he was arrested for illegal possession of codeine. [Shutdown Corner]

• And here are the top 11 questions surrounding the epic bust’s arrest. [Five Tool Tool]

• At the same time, Russell’s arrest may land him some new endorsement opportunities. [Daddy’s Sugar Ball]

• Teenager shot dead by neighbor due to his excessive vuvuzela blowing. [Busted Coverage]

• The hot rumor regarding Cliff Lee is that the Twins are packaging two top prospects in an effort to land the pitcher. [Big League Stew]

• Oh nos! Every player who deserved to get voted into the All-Star Game didn’t make it! [Walkoff Walk]

• Oh dear, another LeBron Free Agency song. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Here’s a very nice Shakira World Cup video mashup. [Bob’s Blitz]

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