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Wake N’ Blog: A Virginity Test? Now That’s Something I Could Have Aced In High School

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Today’s lyrical musing (the accompanying video is of course located over in today’s weedtubeage installment), courtesy of The Replacements: “And if it’s just a game, then we’ll break down just in case, then again, I’ll tell you what we could do: You be me for a while, you be me for a while, and I’ll be you.” Send tips, links and weedtubeage requests to Grazie.

• Pham Thi Hong, an acupuncturist plying her trade in Vietnam, claims she can ascertain whether a man is still a virgin courtesy of the presence of a small red dot on the ear which she insists disappears after a man does the deed. Her dubious claims have helped in getting three convicted rapists out of prison. But still, a virginity test shouldn’t be that complicated. Back in the day, all it took to pick a virgin out of a crowd was if a guy was wearing a They Might Be Giants t-shirt and carrying a Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual, you had your man…so to speak. [Yahoo!/AP]

• It appears the reports which indicated Elin was set to receive $750 million from Tiger in their divorce settlement have turned out to be somewhat erroneous. [Out of Bounds]

• What are they gonna do for fruit? Nigerian president banned the country’s national soccer team. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Some pornstar tried her hand (and mouth, possibly) at poker. [With Leather]

• The Arizona Diamondbacks fired their GM and manager. Here come the playoffs! [Babes Love Baseball]

• At KSK, Footsteps Falco is back with a vengeance, rolls out new feature covering the CFL. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• These are pretty cool: crayons carved to look like prominent players competing in the World Cup. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Some family won a bid which allowed them to play Monopoly with Red Sox player Mike Lowell. I don’t know, maybe they should have, you know, asked to play baseball with him. Just a thought. [The Slanch Report]

• Here are the promos of when Chad Ochocinco and “Tom Treebow” make an appearance on Squidbillies. [FirstCuts]

• Some World Cup quarterfinals-themed sports haiku. [You Been Blinded]

• And here the top 10 talking points for the World Cup Round of Eight. [Five Tool Tool]

• Cleveland Indians outfielder Shin-Soo Choo might want to look into corrective eyewear or something after the way he tracked this fly ball. [Bob’s Blitz]

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