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The Fuzz Went And Busted Chris Simms For Some Marijuana?

Vince Young, Simms’ teammate on the Tennessee Titans, used to suck dick for coke. I seen him! Okay, I haven’t, but given Vince’s proclivity to roll shirtless while hanging out with other dudes,  I wouldn’t be surprised if that one turned out to be true.

I guess we should have seen it coming. First off, weed smoking apparently runs in the Simms family. His little brother Matt was once photographed appearing like he was about ready to roll up a fat one. Secondly, what sort of cuckoo brain practices putting in a bathrobe? That’s just zany!

Moving on, how in the bloody hell does one pull of getting busted for Driving While Blazed? I’ll tell you: first, said person has to be a complete idiot. And then there’s this (via New York Daily News):

One source said Simms, 29, was slurring his speech, his eyes appeared red and his face was flushed.

He confessed to cops that he smoked a joint inside his 2009 Mercedes-Benz earlier in the night, a source said.

“He was so stoned he couldn’t keep his mouth shut, and admitted he smoked a joint in the car,” said the source. “The smell of pot just came off his clothes and out of his car.”

Oh man, Papa Phil is going to be so pissed. Okay, another question: why on earth would a person admit to smoking some grass earlier in the evening? If you ain’t holding, why admit it? What a friggin’ high ass.

Boo this man!

Chris Simms, NFL quarterback & son of Giants legend Phil Simms, busted for driving on drugs: police [New York Daily News]
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