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• In an upcoming HBO documentary, “Dr. Death” Jack Kevorkian admits that he is scared of dying. “I think I’m afraid of dying as much as anybody is,” Kevorkian, a former pathologist, told Reuters Television. “But that’s only because I’m comfortable.” Other things Kevorkian is afraid of: spiders, Christmas tinsel and other people not letting him help them die, so there you go. [Yahoo!/Reuters]

• Hilarious newspaper headline typo fail. [Out of Bounds]

• The NCAA 68 team NCAA Tournament explained. Sort of. [The Sporting Blog]

• Former U.S. soccer great turned commentator Alexi Lalas now endorses Bair For Men, “because nobody likes a dirty hippie.” [TAUNTR]

• World Cup angry fan GIF. [Total Pro Sports]

• Potential hottie beach volleyball teammates BC wouldn’t mind seeing suit up and play. [Busted Coverage]

• A word to the wise: don’t try to rob a professional wrestler’s home. Also: don’t cry like a baby when said wrestler stars beating on you for attempting to rob his home. [Bob’s Blitz]

• So, the NFL is developing a Nickelodeon cartoon. Um, yeah. [Deuce of Davenport]

• Awesome: a urinal soccer goal which will make peeing that much more enjoyable. Not included: inept referee that waives off your “goals.” [The Slanch Report]

• KSK takes their customary cockeyed view of the Chris Henry brain injury story. Well done. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The top 10 reasons FIFA won’t use instant replay at the World Cup. [Five Tool Tool]

• Gourmet Spud envisions how a meeting between free agents Chris Bosh and LeBron James would go. [Food Court Lunch]

• It looks like Tigers flamethrower Joel Zumaya will be able to resume his fledgling Guitar Hero career after blowing out his elbow last night. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Yamma hamma, Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel doesn’t look too shabby while filling out a bikini. [Guyism]

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