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Catch-All Category

It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Better stock up on ball markers: Joslyn James’ Tiger-themed porno comes out July 5th. [Out of Bounds]

• In this week’s “Ask Joe Thornton,” Joe helps out with parenting tips. [Melt Your Face Off]

• I’ll have what he’s having: LaDainian Tomlinson guarantees the New York Jets will win the Super Bowl within the next two years. [The Sporting Blog]

• Lenny Dykstra: steroid pioneer? Yeah, I can see that. [The700Level]

• A guy with no arms threw out the first pitch before Edwin Jackson’s no-hitter. [Busted Coverage]

• The continuing misadventures of Coach Wade Phillips and Jerry Jones. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• Video of Annika Sorenstam hitting balls from 40 stories up into the East River. [Waggle Room]

• Makes sense: hockey parents sue league for $25k after kids are cut from it. [Puck Daddy]

• Screw the wars: some goddamn hippies are protesting the new stadiums in Los Angeles. [With Leather]

• Photographic evidence that Jesus Christ loves World Cup soccer. [Joe Sports Fan]

• Rich people: they’re just like us! Now brawls are breaking out in luxury boxes at the World Cup. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Classy: Kenny Perry will donate $2,000 for every birdie he gets at at the Greenbrier Classic to the families of fallen miners. [Devil Ball Golf]

• Here’s video of Detroit Lions president Tom Lewand’s DUI arrest. [Bootlegger Sports]

• Presenting the 4th edition of YBB’s great series, “The Sports Snob.” [You Been Blinded]

The Onion Headline of the Day, Part II: Realtors Blame Housing Market For Slump In Creepy-Mansion Sales

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