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Wake N’ Blog: Allow Me To Introduce To You The Six Million Dollar Cat

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s Albert Einstein World Award for Science-winning morning link dump. So now here I go dropping science dropping it all over, like bumping around the town like when you’re driving a Range Rover…and so on and so forth. Send tips, links and if you want to drop science like Galileo dropped his orange, feel free to that as well.

We can rebuild him — we have the technology. Oscar, a two-and-a-half year old cat who lost his hind legs in a farming accident has received a pair of bionic replacements and can now run, jump and annoy the crap out of you like a healthy cat. “The prosthetic paws were fitted by neuro-orthopaedic surgeon Noel Fitzpatrick, in a three-hour operation involving grafting the replacement legs onto the stumps of Oscar’s remaining bones.” Thank goodness cats are getting this kind of complex surgery, but I would be remiss if I didn’t add, “Play Bionic Cat off, Keyboard Cat!” [Yahoo!/AFP]

• It truly never gets old: minor league baseball team to hold a Festivus Night. [Out of Bonds]

• Catching up with that crying U.S. soccer fan. [D.C. Sports Bog]

• Two Cleveland Indians minor leaguers arrested after a tussle with a bouncer. [Busted Coverage]

• If you ever wanted to see a comedian play a vuvuzela with his butt, here’s your chance. [Guyism]

• After a brief hiatus, Caveman is back with another edition of KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

• The representative for the Chicago Cubs in the gay pride parade will be none other than the legendary Ernie Banks. Interesting. [Walkoff Walk]

• Rob Dibble has an Ichiro ass tattoo. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Some College World Series-themed Sports Haiku. [You Been Blinded]

• Crazed German fan beats the ever-loving crap out of a cop with a…yep, you guessed it: a vuvuzela. [With Leather]

• Recapping that whole Ty Lawson/Kim Kardashian Twitter mess. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

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