Wake N’ Blog: Allow Me To Introduce To You The Six Million Dollar Cat
Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s Albert Einstein World Award for Science-winning morning link dump. So now here I go dropping science dropping it all over, like bumping around the town like when you’re driving a Range Rover…and so on and so forth. Send tips, links and if you want to drop science like Galileo dropped his orange, feel free to that as well.
• We can rebuild him — we have the technology. Oscar, a two-and-a-half year old cat who lost his hind legs in a farming accident has received a pair of bionic replacements and can now run, jump and annoy the crap out of you like a healthy cat. “The prosthetic paws were fitted by neuro-orthopaedic surgeon Noel Fitzpatrick, in a three-hour operation involving grafting the replacement legs onto the stumps of Oscar’s remaining bones.” Thank goodness cats are getting this kind of complex surgery, but I would be remiss if I didn’t add, “Play Bionic Cat off, Keyboard Cat!” [Yahoo!/AFP]
• It truly never gets old: minor league baseball team to hold a Festivus Night. [Out of Bonds]
• Catching up with that crying U.S. soccer fan. [D.C. Sports Bog]
• Two Cleveland Indians minor leaguers arrested after a tussle with a bouncer. [Busted Coverage]
• If you ever wanted to see a comedian play a vuvuzela with his butt, here’s your chance. [Guyism]
• After a brief hiatus, Caveman is back with another edition of KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
• The representative for the Chicago Cubs in the gay pride parade will be none other than the legendary Ernie Banks. Interesting. [Walkoff Walk]
• Rob Dibble has an Ichiro ass tattoo. [Larry Brown Sports]
• Some College World Series-themed Sports Haiku. [You Been Blinded]
• Crazed German fan beats the ever-loving crap out of a cop with a…yep, you guessed it: a vuvuzela. [With Leather]
• Recapping that whole Ty Lawson/Kim Kardashian Twitter mess. [That NBA Lottery Pick]
• The Onion Headline of the Day: LAPD Discovers Hidden Deformed Olsen Triplet
