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Caption: ‘So Reggie, Tell Me All About Tapping That Nice, Round Kardashian Booty’

“And spare no details. I want to hear everything. No matter what, you’ve done good, son. Real good. You sir, are a true American hero.”

Come on, you know it’s true. What else could Reggie Bush and President Clinton possibly be discussing? This is Slick Willie were talking about here, the wily old horndogger. What he wouldn’t give to get a crack at that Kim Kardashian ass.

I notice that President Clinton eschewed the Budweisers he was tipping back while hanging out with the U.S. World Cup squad  in favor of some thirst-quenching Gatorade while he was talking to the Saints running back. Just thinking about getting behind Kim Kardashian and climbing on probably made Clinton dry as dirt, in a manner of speaking, of course.

Reggie Bush meets President Clinton, U.S. striker Jozy Altidore at World Cup [New Orleans Times-Picayune]