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Bad News, Kid: Tiger Ain’t Your Daddy And Your Mom Is Still A Washed-Up Porn Actress

It should come as no surprise to anyone that Tiger Mistress No. – um, I can’t recall…whichever one she was – former porn actress Devon James’ ludicrous claims that Woods was the father was the father of her nine-year-old son proved to be as inaccurate as a facial administered by a guy with Parkinson’s.

TMZ (who else?) has the goods:

As we first reported, Devon’s mom claims a paternity test back in 2002 shows another dude — Pele Watkins — is almost certainly the dad. Devon didn’t believe such a test even existed.

But now we’ve obtained the actual test … which shows there’s a 99.99% chance Watkins is the daddy. And get this — according to the doc, Devon was officially notified of the DNA results in 2002.

As stated above, you can view the actual paternity documents over at TMZ if you like, but what’s the point? Paternity test results, just as it is the case with a fading starlet carelessly discarded by the porn industry: once you’ve seen one, you might as well have seen ’em all. Or something like that.

Tiger Woods DNA Test — He’s Not Daddy Material [TMZ]