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Breaking News: Just Like His Papa, Benjamin Brady Wrapped Up Potty-Training This Week

Tommy and Benji go pee-pee like big boys now!

According to an incredibly relevant report in the Boston Herald, proud mommy Gisele told a Brazilian website that her and Tom’s progeny has already figured out potty training at the incredibly early age of 6-months old. Next up for Gisele: teaching Tom how to use a Flowbee to cut that ridiculous Justin Bieber hairstyle he has been sporting.

According to a translation of the article, Benjamin – who was christened in California yesterday – does his thing like clockwork right after breast-feeding in the morning and afternoon. Leading us to wonder: Has Gi trained Benji or has Benji trained Gi?

But let’s go to the excited new mommy: “Give it about five minutes, and bang,” gushes Gi, whose twin sis, Patricia, is called in to inspect the potty deposit.

Gi ain’t the only one that is gushing, amirite? And he “does his thing” right after breast-feeding? There are so many ways to go with this one, I don’t even know where to start. Seriously though, thank goodness someone at the Herald was on top of this story. This is the sort of hard-hitting sports journalism Pro Football Talk won’t even touch.

Unfortunately, I had July 18th in the “When Will Tom Brady’s Kid Start Peeing In The Potty” office pool, so while I’m happy for Tom, Gisele and Benjamin (although I think this story is a bunch of bull crap – six months? No chance, man), I’m pretty pissed off right now. Get it? Pissed off? Fine, just go back to thinking about Gisele breast-feeding, you pervs.

(Thanks, Upstate Underdog)

Proud mom Gisele Bundchen says Ben already potty trained! [Boston Herald]