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It’s 4:19, You Gotta Minute?

• Could this be the first person ever photographed giving the camera the finger? [Out of Bounds]

• Young lady would like to demonstrate to Ronaldo her ball-handling skills. [Busted Coverage]

• The Jacksonville Jaguars are a friggin’ joke, man. [With Leather]

• Ask Joe Thornton has a special guest writer: Sean Avery. [Melt Your Face Off]

• Woody Paige, in his infinite wisdom, could fix the Rockies. [Bugs & Cranks]

• The Stanley Cup will come out of the closet and appear at a Chicago gay pride parade. [Puck Daddy]

• PETA is getting on Michelle Wie’s case because she has an endorsement deal with McDonald’s. Douchebags. [Waggle Room]

• Michael Phelps whooped it up in Vegas. [Total Pro Sports]

• If you ever wanted to see a toothless man nibble on the ear of a New York Giants player, here’s your chance. [The Sporting Blog]

• Jerry Seinfeld is none too impressed with Lady Gaga’s behavior lately. [Larry Brown Sports]

• Ten musical instruments worse than the vuvuzela. [Ted Williams Head]

• Kurt Teixeira, everyone. [TAUNTR]

• Ron Artest led a chant of “Celtics Suck!” during the parade. Shocking. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Chris “Birdman” Andersen looks like a lesbian. [The Sports Hernia Blog]

• Taking a look at a few surprises thus far in the major leagues. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

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