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Certainly Not The Best Topographical Golf Course Dong Photo, But Still…

Among the many things I did on my day off yesterday was I caught a little coverage of the first round of the U.S. Open, which is when I came upon Now, I freely admit that this overview of a hole – I cannot recall which one – at Pebble Beach could be considered a bit of a stretch as far as topographical dong is concerned, but it still works, right?

On second thought, this might be how one would envision the twisted appearance of the Elephant Man’s dong. Not that I have spent a lot of time contemplating the possible deformities of Joseph Merrick’s schlong had or anything, but you know what I am getting at, right? No? Huh.