Sorry Folks, Blog’s Closed: It’s Weed Against Speed’s Birthday – Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya
That’s right, kiddos and kiddettes: today is your Friendly Neighborhood Blogger-Man’s birthday. In honor of this great date in human history, yours truly will be taking the day off from my real job as well as my fun job of half-witted sports bloggery. What will I do with my day, you ask? I could do one of several things: watch World Cup matches, the U.S. Open, etc. Heck, I might even try to procure some tickets to today’s epic pitching matchup between Francisco Liriano and Ubaldo Jiménez at Target Field as the Twins go for the sweep against the Rockies. The options are endless.
It’s a beautiful day in my neck in the woods of Minnesota. The sun is shining, there is a cool breeze and it’s time to relax. And I’m another year older. Jebus.
So there you have it. Have a great day, everybody. I’ll see you tomorrow. I’ll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready to roll…and probably a bit hungover.
Keep on keepin’ on.