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Sorry Folks, Blog’s Closed: It’s Weed Against Speed’s Birthday – Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya

That’s right, kiddos and kiddettes: today is your Friendly Neighborhood Blogger-Man’s birthday. In honor of this great date in human history, yours truly will be taking the day off from my real job as well as my fun job of half-witted sports bloggery. What will I do with my day, you ask? I could do one of several things: watch World Cup matches, the U.S. Open, etc. Heck, I might even try to procure some tickets to today’s epic pitching matchup between Francisco Liriano and Ubaldo JimĂ©nez at Target Field as the Twins go for the sweep against the Rockies. The options are endless.

It’s a beautiful day in my neck in the woods of Minnesota. The sun is shining, there is a cool breeze and it’s time to relax. And I’m another year older. Jebus.

So there you have it. Have a great day, everybody. I’ll see you tomorrow. I’ll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready to roll…and probably a bit hungover.

Keep on keepin’ on.