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Christina Aguilera To Perform Skankified Version Of Anthem Tonight At NBA Finals

And you thought Marvin Gaye’s treatment of “The Star-Spangled Banner” at the 1983 NBA All-Star Game in L.A. was a sonic exercise in sexual healing, you haven’t seen nothing yet, as it was announced earlier on Christina Aguilera’s website that she is slated to sing the national anthem before tipoff  of Game 6 of the NBA Finals between the Lakers and Celtics tonight at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

Word on the street is that Staples Center management will bring on additional personnel equipped with those dry mops in anticipation of her performance to soak up any bodily fluids left on the floor after she is done belting out the song.

Aw, I’m just kidding. Christina is a talented, beautiful performer who I am sure will do a bang-up job this evening. Heh. Bang.

Christina to Sing National Anthem at NBA Finals [ChristinaAguilera.com]