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Wake N’ Blog: South Koreans Celebrate World Cup Group Win With Lots Of Banging

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• After their World Cup soccer team defeated Greece 2-0 in group play Saturday, South Koreans exhibited their excitement and jubilation by buying an assload of condoms. In fact, condom sales increased five-fold after the match. Nice. [Yahoo!/AFP]

• God, those damn vuvuzelas are friggin’ annoying. [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

• The photoshop depicting Obama smiling while watching the England-U.S. game with David Beckham grimacing was gold, Jerry, gold! [The Sporting Blog]

• Vince Young got himself in a little bit of trouble with the law over the weekend. Hey, at least he kept his shirt on. I think. [Second-String Fullback]

• Some Blackhawks fan withstood a barrage of bottles being hurled at him and still managed to take down a Stanley Cup banner. [Busted Coverage]

• Erin Andrews superfan and Red Sox call-up Daniel Nava is a classic underdog story as he hit a grand slam in his first major league at bat on Saturday for the Red Sox. [Larry Brown Sports]

• The top 11 takeaways from last night’s Game 5 between the Celtics and the Lakers. [Five Tool Tool]

• NBA Finals Game 5 LOLCATZ. [That NBA Lottery Pick]

• Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and his special lady Jamie Lynn Sigler took in the Tony’s last night. [Bob’s Blitz]

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