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Wake N’ Blog: Apparently, Simulated Sex With Mannequins Is A No-No For Teachers

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s Wolf Prize in Agriculture-winning morning link dump, mainly due to this here site’s ability to create something amazing out of horse manure. Or something like that. Send tips, links and fertilizer suggestions to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com.

• Jeez, with the sub-par pay, long hours and having to deal with kids all day, one would think it would be okay for a teacher to blow off some steam by getting it on with a dummy at a private party. And if the dummy happens to be me, so much the better. But in this case, I am referring to a mannequin. In 2007, Anna Land was relieved of her duties as a middle school teacher in Michigan after photos surfaced of her having simulated sex with a mannequin at a bachelorette party. There’s more to the story, of course, but mainly I am linking to this story so I could upload this video:

You’re welcome. [azcentral]

• Instead of just a link to one post, for all things Stanley Cup-related, just clicking over to the best in the business, Puck Daddy, throughout the day. Oh, and congratulations, Blackhawks. Back in the day when they were the North Stars biggest rival, I hated that team. Now, not so much. [Puck Daddy]

• Three journalists robbed at gunpoint at a South African hotel. World Cup fever, baby! [Out of Bounds]

• Esteemed golf blogger Ryan Ballengee conducts a video interview with a Sportress favorite, Beatriz Recari (sighs, draws hearts on my notebook) [Waggle Room]

• Boston fan calls out Boston-centric blog Barstool Sports for being assholes. Well done, Samer. [Second-String Fullback]

• ESPN conducted some crazy photoshoppery with Doc Gooden’s head. [Bob’s Blitz]

• Well, I suppose it is high time to start discussing Ben Roethlisberger again. [Bootlegger Sports]

• Red letter day for men who love ginormous asses: Serena Williams is apparently back on the market. [You Been Blinded]

• Nationals draft pick Bryce Harper is the Ultimate Warrior? [TAUNTR]

• Allen Iverson took his sister to prom. No word on any awkward moments during slow dances. [The Last Angry Fan]

• Fantastic pseudo-comic strip re-creation of a Celtics press conference. [Basketbawful]

• Building a World Cup squad out of NFL players. [Shutdown Corner]

• Mercy: photo gallery of 60 hot World Cup fans. [Total Pro Sports]

The Onion Headline of the Day: In Focus: Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable