Two ‘Tiger Woods Centers For People Who Screw Good But Wanna Learn To Be Adulterers Too’ Set To Open
Nah, just kidding. These are just run-of-the-mill educational centers for kids. Although there has been no word on whether or not any of the curriculum will deal with teaching the kids the tools necessary to one day grow up to be adulterers, I would highly doubt it. You know, with the potential for lawsuits, institutional liability and all that jazz. I do know, however, that the curriculum will focus mainly on “science, technology, engineering, math and communications,” which is probably the best way to go, all things considered.
Moving on, the Tiger Woods Foundation announced Tuesday that two Tiger Woods Learning Centers (you know, for kids!) are set to open in the D.C. area. Woods released the following statement through his foundation (via Sporting News):
“I’m excited we are moving forward on this initiative in the Washington, D.C. community. The two campuses will bring the best of our curriculum to some very deserving kids. A lot of people have helped to make this happen, and I’m very grateful for their support.”
Despite everything, it is nice to see Tiger remaining focused on his charitable and public service works despite his personal life crumbling all around him. Further, it is good to know that Woods is maximizing his time working with his charities and foundation while his divorce settlement with Elin is getting hammered out, because once that bad boy is finalized and Tiger is free to pursue his – ahem – other interests, look out ladies, because Tiger will likely be looking to make up for a lot of lost, blue-balled time. Hey, it’s true. We all know it.
Two Tiger Woods Learning Center campuses set to open in D.C. [Sporting News]